Cool Swiss army watches

When I was a kid, the height of cool when it came to knives was, of course, the Swiss army knife, which everybody knew could do everything from whittle a piece of wood to set off a blow torch, and now there are Swiss army watches which can do everything from tell you the time at any location in the world to hack into the Pentagon's super computers. And keep track of your favorite recipes. And bookmark your favorite porn sites. Who would want a Rolex when you can have a watch that will emit shark repellant when you're scuba diving at 200 feet in an enemy's harbor?