On acme treatment

Get your wonderful acne treatment right here! Be the only boy in your middle school who's got a forehead clear of oily zits. Get all the girls. Remove the dirt and bacteria and scum and sebum and smegma and all the other filthy stuff that's accumulating inside your pores. Wash and scrub it all out with this white cream. Comes in an aluminum tube. If you want to see the smelly, disgusting stuff hiding inside your pores, just watch the gruesome video on YouTube. Yes, and if you could only smell how it reacts in the air - you just know it's crawling with bugs just waiting to infect you.